I am sorry to inform the public that earlier this evening, a dog named Pippin was diagnosed with plastic tits. Surgeons and dog owners alike have become outraged and are now rallying outside of City Hall as we speak.
Studies have shown that dogs with plastic tits may increase 50% by 2008 and soon may have an influence on the cats. When I got to speak with Pippin he had this to say, "Arf". He then proceeded to hump my leg.
The locals don't know how to explain this to their children. "I'm just going to tell them God accidently placed the camel humps on the dog" says a disgruntled mother.
The city redneck had this to say "Well I gots my dog a set of dem der plastic tots n' now, Javis comes in real handy when I surfs the internet pornography."
Well there you have it folks, dogs, tits, beastiality and a whole lot of confusion.
Thanks for the question Ethan.
Don't be killin' my dog. And the plastic tits were his idea, not mine.
Posted by: Ethan | September 15, 2006 at 06:57 AM
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