You know what would be a good extreme sport? Extreme Snowboarding!It's basically like regular snowboarding but 10X the fun. Think about it. Have you ever gotten off the ski lift with a hard on? GOOD.
The objective of the game is to use your boner, almost like gun. So ANYWAY, you're going down the slope, pants down, beating your dick as hard and fast as you can. Now when you know you're about to splooge, make sure to take aim at the smallest child on the mountain.......
SPLASH!
RIGHT ALL OVER THE KIDS FACE. Kid will never know what hit him. Best part is, the smaller the child the more points awarded. Hit an infant and thats automatically 200 points.
You can challenge your friends, you can play with your younger siblings, HELL target the elderly too! There's nothing more family oriented than jerking off on children!
You can even play holiday pranks too. Going down the slope, letting one loose on your 8 year old sons face:
" Merry Christmas son!"
"Daddy it burns my eyes!"
"That's life son, that's life."
You are a sick fuck
Posted by: Washington High School Principal | September 05, 2006 at 06:11 AM
Who's the silly sick fuck that posted as the GWHS principal?
Posted by: Mom | September 14, 2006 at 03:49 PM
good idea iam going to do that for my sons 8 yr old b-day party
Posted by: oprasass | January 20, 2009 at 01:16 PM
its almost that fun as "seetag" (W.M.Radio)^^
Posted by: vt007 | July 05, 2010 at 05:48 AM