She hates me now. FUCK! This is how it went, we were just sitting on the porch when I decided to ask her if I could shave her balls. I said I'd do it for a quarter.
THE BITCH FUCKING SLAPPED ME! REALLY HARD TOO!
So I was like "okay babe, I'll jew it down to a nickel and a blowjob."
SHE SLAPPED ME EVEN HARDER!
I mean, what a cunt! I ask her (politely I might add) to shave her scrotum and she declines my offer with physical abuse? Stupid whore.
I was only to find out later on Wikipedia that women, oddly enough do not have testicles OR a penis.
Funny, then what does that make Rosi O'Donnell?
You don't have a girlfriend reject
Posted by: Reality | August 31, 2008 at 12:06 PM
You spread it to thick.
That shit is funny. Really. If you are blind and can't read between the lines.
To fucking obviously fake.
I swore, it seems to be mandatory for fun here.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 27, 2010 at 03:00 PM