Continuing from my last post, the midget will probably die somewhere up in the atmosphere. Now all I'm saying is, that if your traveling that fast and that high up, your skin is going to melt off. Which brings me to my point.
What to do with all that flesh and guts falling from the sky? Catch it in your mouth is what I say. Give it a good chew. You can make a game out of it. Whoever catchs and eats the bloodiest, most putrid body part in the alotted time wins. It'd be great for childrens parties all the way up there with "pin the tail in Oprah Winfrey's cum splooging asshole".
It'd be a great addition to Geno's Steaks menu: Turkey melt, Tuna melt, Organ melt. Have people stand in the middle of the street (pants is optional) with open steak rolls waiting for the dropping of molten flesh and blood to fill their stomachs with zesty, scrumptious human being.
"mmmmmm bloody"
Wow dude your really not funny at all...well you did say your not trying to be funny, what are trying to be?
The only thing your posts prove is a sad lack of intelligence...I stopped finding lame stuff like this funny before my 10th birthday.
Posted by: You're a tool | November 23, 2008 at 11:05 AM