The majority view of nuclear warfare is a negative one here in the US of A. But I believe, if we can work together, shift the paradigm of the people to a positive outlook. I mean it's so obvious! The answer has been under our noses for the longest time!
MIDGETS!
The reason why the massive death of thousands is so sad is because we don't add enough pizzazz to it. Think of how happy and amused the people of Hiroshima would've been gazing at the little bastard tied to the end of a warhead right before they were sent to their doom. WHAT JOY!
I'm almost certain that everyone would get a kick out of a screaming midget hurtling towards you at breakneck speeds. Come to think about it, you may as well call it a sport. Extreme Midget Tossing I say. The best part is everyone wins. You get a good chuckle and the midget gets to travel the world.
What if the midget dies during the flight due to skin melting off and such? That just brings me to my next post.
you're fucking sick.
i love it cuz!
Posted by: sommer | September 05, 2006 at 05:48 PM
Zis iz a vonderful idea! Vee con now make you Amereecons laugh as vee vatch you die!
Posted by: Petrov Ivanavich | September 06, 2006 at 06:20 PM
I love that shit dude, I just laughed my fucking ass off.
Posted by: Jason | May 01, 2008 at 09:07 PM
@ Petrov Ivanavich
I didn't know Russians spelled with a accent too.
Posted by: Offbeatninja | July 02, 2010 at 02:21 PM
I am pretty sure this is a bad influence on me as I am only 13 butt who the fuck cares? and ya since when do Russians spell with an accent too?
Posted by: Chelsea | November 17, 2011 at 08:23 AM