The Japanese are fucking psychos. They always have that stuff where the dude is shitting in the girls mouth.
THATS AWESOME! I'm jealous. My entire life I had always wanted somebody to defecate in my mouth. Now of course I wouldn't eat it raw. Maybe I'd place it in a hot dog bun. Lay some cheese down on it. I wouldn't even need to worry about melting it. The luke warm feces does that all for you! And to top it all off, crabs. Find the nastiest person on the street and ask then to scratch themselves on your meal.
Or it could be a frozen treat. Something for the kids. Break out the sprinkles and whipped cream and let the little fuckers go wild. And if they question the taste, tell them its the only way Jesus can protect them from the black people. They fall for that crap everytime.
OK!! THAT'S IT!!! I think i had enough now...i just wish curiosity of what's on your blog wouldn't make me continue to check it out and see what's new on it...Maybe now i learned my lesson!!
Posted by: Randi | October 19, 2006 at 05:29 PM
When did you start reading the Kama Sutra? You weren't even supposed to know we have that book. You're a bad, very bad boy! I would spank you, except you would probably consider that incest.
Posted by: Mom | October 22, 2006 at 05:05 AM
Randi said she had enough of your blog. I think you touched on a sore subject.
If you were'nt so funny, I'd have you committed.
Posted by: your mouth | October 23, 2006 at 08:34 AM
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Posted by: Petrov Ivanavich | November 13, 2006 at 11:57 AM