You hate them, I despise them. I really fucking hate them. How dare they come to my house and offer me a different way of living. So I've taken the liberty of compiling a list of insults to get them away as quickly as their god whoring asses can carry them.
1. Thank God Jesus is dead!
2. Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal.
3. God called, he said to get the fuck away from my house before he blesses my hands with a shotgun.
4.(If you're Jewish, point to Mezuzah on doorpost) What part of the "Chosen People" don't you understand?
5.(Once again, if you're Jewish) Hey buddy, can you worship me too? I've got the hair and the drugs just like the real thing.
6. Don't you have some Muslims to burn?
7.So you're Catholic eh? Well here is my son, it'll be $50 an hour.
See you in Hell
Posted by: Jesus | November 04, 2006 at 06:10 PM
Now THAT was funny!
Posted by: Mom | November 05, 2006 at 02:42 PM
Vee not have releegion in Siberia, ouver goovernment banned eet. only orthodox eez allowed. Vee geet to kill anyvun not practicing orthodox chreestian releegion.
Posted by: Petrov Ivanavich | November 13, 2006 at 12:00 PM
#7 was pretty fucking funny.
Posted by: Ethan | November 20, 2006 at 11:53 AM
i always say:
i just dont give a fuck about jesus!
then i slam the door on their face....
Posted by: Franco | December 20, 2008 at 10:03 PM
no no no
tell them you're a devil worshiper, start chanting in a foreign tongue (a.k.a jibberish) and watch them run!
Posted by: Josh | January 25, 2009 at 01:53 AM
I don't get number 7... and the killer whale post is a weeeee bit DISTURBING. Overall you've got some pretty funny shit on this website. And disturbing shit too. But don't forget, a lot of it IS funny.
xoxo
the permanently scarred by the killer whale post, 14 year old girl.
Posted by: Disturbia by Rihanna | January 27, 2009 at 08:03 AM
I thought this was a funny post. I'm going to use these.
I have one of my own: (when asked if you have found Jesus) you respond - "what? you guys lost him again? You should really nail him to something."
Posted by: dan | March 02, 2009 at 11:26 PM
u sick person wats ur promblem ur mummmy dident wank u enough guess wat mary did get fuk up the ass but atlest she got fuked unlike u u sad prick so go and lick ur transexaul dick
Posted by: urmum | April 04, 2009 at 06:27 PM
more man! More!
Posted by: Damn | July 03, 2009 at 06:19 PM
you're awesome!
Posted by: PurpleJesus | July 29, 2009 at 02:13 AM
Epic. whats funny is there is some missionaries right up stairs.... cant wait to see what happens. Brb
Posted by: James of woods. | September 20, 2009 at 04:49 PM
Maybe this is me talking nonsense, but it seems like Google isn't a company run strictly by the top and they seem to be doing quite well.
Posted by: JamesDX | February 11, 2010 at 07:21 AM